NOT EVEN WHITE HOUSE STAFF KNOWS WHEN OBAMA WORKS

After returning from his tax payer paid family sight seeing tour of Central and South America Barack Obama attempted to enter the Oval Office and found the doors locked. According to staffers they did not realize he was working that day. Evidently he is AWOL from the Oval Office so often even staffers don't know when he's there. Personally I would like to see him locked out of the Oval Office permanently but unfortunately we have to wait until 2012 to take those keys away from him.