THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The UN - "Global Warming is undeniable." Al Gore - "Global Warming more threatening than terrorism." Barack Obama - "Global Warming must be addressed to save the planet." God - "What Global Warming ?!?!? It's a natural cycle I created and it has been around since the beginning...that's why this was the coldest year since the thirties ! "



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CLEVELAND — Cleveland Browns fan Mike Meredith is a couch potato with a cause. Meredith has a motorized sofa — the "Go-Kouch" — that he usually rides around a municipal parking lot for tailgate parties before games.

But on Nov. 23, he decided to take the couch, a converted riding mower, the extra two blocks to the Browns' stadium for a game with Houston. Meredith said several police officers waved him through. One didn't, issuing him citations for driving an unregistered vehicle and having expired plates.

Meredith pleaded not guilty and will argue his case in court Tuesday. He has prepared a defense, walking the couch route and snapping pictures of every officer who gave him the go-ahead.

I understand that GM is looking at adopting this as one of their new clean energy vehicles. Low emissions, except when the user is eating baked beans. Comfort in all situations. And fuel efficiency because it uses only a 5 horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine. Your bailout dollars at work ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Dinosaur companies go extinct when they refuse to adapt to changing times. You think that the, "Big 3," might look at the competition and realize that they need to adapt ? Why...when the government is so willing to keep giving them money for failure!

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - MIRAMAR, Fla. — Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza. Delivery man Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the steaming pie at the gunman, buying time as he ran for safety, police said.

At least one shot was fired as Devictoria fled, but the deliveryman wasn't hurt and was able to quickly call police, according to authorities. Three teenage suspects were nabbed soon after Wednesday's run-in with the cheesy weapon, police said, adding they were charged with armed robbery.

I'll bet those teenage thugs have lost their taste for pizza. Hey maybe we've got a new idea for the next Marvel super hero. Pizza Man, able to fling hot pizza's from his Moped at a single toss. Pizza Man, nabbing crooks with a blow from his three cheese wonder. Pizza Man fighting for truth, justice and the pepperoni way. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The biggest Ponzi scheme in history is Social Security. All Ponzi schemes eventually come back to roost on the perpetrator. Hmmm, Social Security is coming back to roost on the feds, like Madoff's scheme came back to get him.

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - ANDERSON, Ind. — Police in Indiana say a woman set fire to her ex-boyfriend's clothing at a self-storage center and caused more than $100,000 in damage. Donna J. Duell was arrested on suspicion of arson in connection with the fire Wednesday night. She has been released from Madison County Jail after posting $20,000 bond Thursday.

Police say she first denied involvement but then admitted to setting the clothes on fire in an empty unit at Community Storage Lockers.Duell told police the former couple were involved in a "bitter domestic dispute."

"Bitter domestic dispute!?!?!" That is an understatement. This is one women no one wants to cross or there will literally be hell to pay! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

So the question is, "how much of the Chicago political landscape is Obama bringing to the White House ?" Only Blagojevich's hair dresser knows for sure !

Ken Taylor