THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

This , "negotiation, " may be the ONLY one Jimmy Carter is qualified for. Why ? Because both candidates think like he does, appease like he does, make policy like he did and have no clue as to what the American people want !


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - LIMA, Peru — The origin of the potato has become, well, a "hot potato" between neighbors Peru and Chile. The spud dispute began Monday, when Chilean Agriculture Minister Marigen Hornkohl said 99% of the world's potatoes derive from spuds native to Chile.

Peru, where the potato is a source of national pride, bristled at the claim and said the comes from a part of the Andes near Lake Titicaca, most of which is located in modern-day Peru. The country claims to have some 3,000 varieties of potato. The spud dispute is just the latest flare-up between the testy neighbors

Chile says, "potato, " Peru says, " poetahto, " potato, portahto ......ahhh who really cares! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The candidate who believes she is destined to be President and just a few short months ago was believed to be a sure thing for the Democrat nod, has been her own worst enemy. It seems that her Grandfather who, according to Hillary, taught her how to shoot when she was twelve, forgot to show how to aim!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BARBOURSVILLE, W.Va. — One young shopper at a Wal-Mart in West Virginia had to watch out for more than falling prices. A 12-year-old girl picking up a seedless watermelon from a bin was stung Sunday by a tan, inch-long scorpion that had apparently stowed away in a shipment from Mexico.

Megan Templeton, of Barboursville, was taken to the hospital as a precaution but later released. Her father, William Templeton, said the pain was a little worse than a bee sting. He initially didn't believe his daughter when she said she had been stung by a scorpion, but then he saw the critter scurry underneath a box. It was captured by Wal-Mart employees.

Talk about rolling back prices....oooouuuuucccchhhh! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Naive, inexperienced, no substance and a man after Neville Chamberlain and Jimmy Carter's own heart. As Bugs Bunny would say, " what a maroon ! "

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico — A donkey doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery has been freed from jail. The Televisa network on Wednesday showed "Blacky" gobbling food from a bucket after spending three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances.

Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of the southern state of Chiapas. Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle. Authorities say he also must pay $480 to each man for missed work days.

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday. So I guess now we are going to have an influx of illegal donkeys crossing our borders. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The answer to our , "energy, " problems is staring Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi right in their liberal faces. DRILL, DRILL, DRILL, DRILL, DRILL. But these morons would rather blame the oil companies and threaten to nationalize the oil industry and spit on the Constitution!

Ken Taylor